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Unreal Weekly Roundup Feb 11: Joe Flacco Wins Comeback Player of the Year

Unreal Weekly Roundup Feb 11: Joe Flacco Wins Comeback Player of the Year

the chiefs technically won the super bowl too i guess

Blake Sherwyn
February 11, 2024

“Weekly superlatives for the people, by the people”

Win of the Week: Joe Flacco wins comeback player of the year

Die harder next time Damar idk what to tell you (Credit: Ravens12)

Loss of the Week: Freedom, democracy, and America falls as Kansas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl

This is the best pic you’re gonna get, sorry Chiefs fans

Best Week: Lakers give EVERY fan in attendance of Thursday’s game a free Black Mamba jersey, sell for $800+ on ebay

Meanwhile you have the Oakland A’s running a buy one get one free deal on tickets (Click the image to watch)

Worst Week: Soccer players ACLs as World Cup 2026 comes to MetLife

At least they’ll be treated to some of that fine Newark culture 😍

Man of the Week: Christian Bale to build 12 foster homes that aim to keep siblings together, a project 16 years in the making

Channeling that Bruce Wayne trauma for a good cause (Credit: The Yellow King)

Woman of the Week: Celine Dion makes first public appearance since 2022 diagnosis of stiff-person syndrome (incurable), presents Grammy

We love a good comeback story, definitely pulling for her. (Credit: Mousetrap)

Matrix L of the Week: Gina Carano files wrongful termination suit against Disney, Elon foots the bill

Moff Gideon will face his greatest foe yet in Season 4: controversial tweets. 🤯

Clown of the Week: Travis Kelce loses cool at Andy Reid on national television

It’s hard not to replace Andy Reid with TSwift in this image and cringe even harder.

Hoss or Toss: Tucker Carlson interviewing Putin

(Credit: Jaguars5288)

Hoss: He’s a journalist, it’s his job to interview high profile people.

Toss: Why play ball with Putin and give him a platform?

What do you think?

Tucker Carlson interviewing Putin

Last week’s results:
Apple Vision Pro:
Hoss: 33%
Toss: 66%

Date Spot of the Week: Vestry (SoHo)

Click the image to snag a res (Credit: The Yellow King)

Quiet yet spacious Michelin star restaurant in SoHo. Super fun menu too as you can see.

Dishes of Note:
Imperial Wagyu Beef
Big Eye Tuna
Cheesecake (pictured above)

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Fit of the Week: Alicia Keys

“Slay queen”, as the kids say

“Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.”- Blake Griffin

Last Lock:
-Niners ML ❌
-Aiyuk/Kittle anytime TD ❌
-McCaffrey anytime TD ✅

Random Athlete Generator: Canaan Smith-Njigba

Yes he is related to JSN, there are not coincidentally 2 professional athletes with that name

Jersey of the Week: Vancouver Grizzlies

Best shooter in the NBA and also pretty good at shooting basketballs (Credit: Timber McCloud)

DAWG of the Week: Norm Powell gets bloody, shrugs it off with “I’m tough”

Easily the most blood I’ve seen in a professional sports game. (Click the image to watch)

Stat of the Week:

Still gets to play on the world stage with is Nova boys, I don’t see the loss here

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" - Wizard of Oz (Credit: The Yellow King)

Watch of the Week: Lil Brick Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions

Key Players:
Jack Atkins (The Circle on Netflix)
GaTa (Dave, Anyone but You)
Me (The Unreal Weekly Roundup)

Genre: Comedy

Lil Brick sits down with The LINE for one of their famous Autocomplete interviews before quickly learning that the interview is not what it seems.

What is his favorite color? What is his most traumatic memory? Where was he on Jan 6? Brick will have to think on his feet as he reluctantly answers, as well as deal with the aftermath of his catastrophic performance.

Thank you for entertaining my promotion, I hope you enjoy 🤝

Song of the Week: OMG by Usher (2010)

In honor of his halftime performance… (Click the image to listen)

What 2 Watch 4:

Some absolute fire dropping soon, here are some titles to put on your radar:

-Late Night with the Devil
-Chicken Nugget
-IF
-Roofman
-Megalopolis

Wellness Tip of the Week: The health benefits of reading

Credit: The Yellow King

Wisdom of the Week:

Me and my friend woke up at 4am last night, quoted the Sopranos for about 20 minutes, then went back to bed. Sleepovers with the boys rule.

Sunday Motivation:

Credit: The Yellow King

Fan Question of the Week: Who would you rather be married to, Brittany Mahomes or Skyler White?

Another thought-provoking question from: The Yellow King

Hmmmm…… okay so let’s age Brittany up 20 years to mitigate the unfair advantage she has due to the age gap, and really think long term here.

Brittany: Her #1 quality from what I can tell is her unyielding support of her husband, showing up to basically every game and cheering like a maniac. I will say, however, it is a lot easier to support your husband when he is a Super Bowl winning quarterback and not a crystal meth manufacturer and borderline psychopathic murderer.

Additionally, I don’t know her personally and only see what the media wants me to see, but I see great potential for, let’s call it, “personality clashes” between us due to her in-your-face public persona.

Skyler: Skyler gets a very bad rep for being naggy, ungrateful, unsupportive, etc, etc, but I personally think she handled the situation as well as she could have. Caring about someone doesn’t necessarily mean enabling them and supporting them blindly; sometimes the best thing you can do for someone is to lay down the law and set as strong a boundary as humanly possible.

Let’s not forget however, she had an extramarital affair with Ted Beneke (the guy she told him not to worry about).

It is because of that, coupled with the fact that she was kind of boring and stubborn pre all the meth stuff anyways, that I would choose Brittany Mahomes to be my wife.