Win of the Week: Joe Flacco wins comeback player of the year

Loss of the Week: Freedom, democracy, and America falls as Kansas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl

Best Week: Lakers give EVERY fan in attendance of Thursday’s game a free Black Mamba jersey, sell for $800+ on ebay

Worst Week: Soccer players ACLs as World Cup 2026 comes to MetLife

Man of the Week: Christian Bale to build 12 foster homes that aim to keep siblings together, a project 16 years in the making

Woman of the Week: Celine Dion makes first public appearance since 2022 diagnosis of stiff-person syndrome (incurable), presents Grammy

Matrix L of the Week: Gina Carano files wrongful termination suit against Disney, Elon foots the bill

Clown of the Week: Travis Kelce loses cool at Andy Reid on national television

Hoss or Toss: Tucker Carlson interviewing Putin

Hoss: He’s a journalist, it’s his job to interview high profile people.

Toss: Why play ball with Putin and give him a platform?

What do you think?

Last week’s results:
Apple Vision Pro:
Hoss: 33%
Toss: 66%

Date Spot of the Week: Vestry (SoHo)

Quiet yet spacious Michelin star restaurant in SoHo. Super fun menu too as you can see.

Dishes of Note:
Imperial Wagyu Beef
Big Eye Tuna
Cheesecake (pictured above)

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Fit of the Week: Alicia Keys

Last Lock:
-Niners ML ❌ 
-Aiyuk/Kittle anytime TD ❌ 
-McCaffrey anytime TD ✅ 

Random Athlete Generator: Canaan Smith-Njigba

Jersey of the Week: Vancouver Grizzlies

DAWG of the Week: Norm Powell gets bloody, shrugs it off with “I’m tough”

Stat of the Week:

 Watch of the Week: Lil Brick Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions

Key Players:
Jack Atkins (The Circle on Netflix)
GaTa (Dave, Anyone but You)
Me (The Unreal Weekly Roundup)

Genre: Comedy

Lil Brick sits down with The LINE for one of their famous Autocomplete interviews before quickly learning that the interview is not what it seems.

What is his favorite color? What is his most traumatic memory? Where was he on Jan 6? Brick will have to think on his feet as he reluctantly answers, as well as deal with the aftermath of his catastrophic performance.

Thank you for entertaining my promotion, I hope you enjoy 🤝

Song of the Week: OMG by Usher (2010)

What 2 Watch 4:

Some absolute fire dropping soon, here are some titles to put on your radar:

-Late Night with the Devil
-Chicken Nugget 
-IF
-Roofman
-Megalopolis

Wellness Tip of the Week: The health benefits of reading

Wisdom of the Week:

Sunday Motivation:

Credit: The Yellow King

Fan Question of the Week: Who would you rather be married to, Brittany Mahomes or Skyler White?

Hmmmm…… okay so let’s age Brittany up 20 years to mitigate the unfair advantage she has due to the age gap, and really think long term here.

Brittany: Her #1 quality from what I can tell is her unyielding support of her husband, showing up to basically every game and cheering like a maniac. I will say, however, it is a lot easier to support your husband when he is a Super Bowl winning quarterback and not a crystal meth manufacturer and borderline psychopathic murderer.

Additionally, I don’t know her personally and only see what the media wants me to see, but I see great potential for, let’s call it, “personality clashes” between us due to her in-your-face public persona.

Skyler: Skyler gets a very bad rep for being naggy, ungrateful, unsupportive, etc, etc, but I personally think she handled the situation as well as she could have. Caring about someone doesn’t necessarily mean enabling them and supporting them blindly; sometimes the best thing you can do for someone is to lay down the law and set as strong a boundary as humanly possible.

Let’s not forget however, she had an extramarital affair with Ted Beneke (the guy she told him not to worry about).

It is because of that, coupled with the fact that she was kind of boring and stubborn pre all the meth stuff anyways, that I would choose Brittany Mahomes to be my wife.

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