Win of the Week: The culinary arts are back: KFC announces new chicken-pizza “Chizza”, the Choco Taco makes triumphant comeback

Loss of the Week: Fanatics rolls out absolutely brutal MLB uniforms

Best Week: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang’s net worth goes up $10B after stock rises this week

Worst Week: A-Rod falls asleep in the sun, forced to issue a statement

Man of the Week: Kai Cenat throws man who was publicly humiliated by gf at concert a 20v1 dating show, gifts him additional $20K

Woman of the Week: Good Luck Charlie’s Bridget Mendler becomes CEO of space data startup

Matrix L of the Week: Shane Gillis makes SNL debut years after firing, makes audience extremely uncomfortable in the best way

Clown of the Week: Google apologizes after new AI software, Gemini, refuses to share pictures / achievements of white people. Here are some of my favorites:

Feel Good Moment of the Week: Dave Portnoy adopts Miss Peaches, raises $250K for rescue dogs and shelters

Date Spot of the Week: Lucali (Brooklyn)

Lucali is a walk-in only pizza joint in Brooklyn that is regarded as one of the best pizzas in New York City. If you want to eat here, you will likely have to lineup to put your name in at 2:45 and be able to book a table for the evening after over an hour of waiting in line. The menu is simple and the output is exceptional. They only serve 2 items - pizza and a calzone. You pick what you want on the pizza and let the fosses in the back do the rest. Some might think it is crazy to wait in line or go to a place where you have to BYOB but there is a reason this is Jay-Z's favorite pizza of all time. - The Yellow King

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Fit of the Week: JJ Moser (AZ Coyotes)

Hoss or Toss: Ticketed pool parties

Hoss: Everything about it on paper is perfect: pool, drinks, (hopefully) good looking ppl, music, sun. What’s there to complain about?

Toss: Kind of like a communal bath if you think about it, just with a tequilla shots in hand… also you never know what you’re gonna get clientele wise unless you’re at a notoriously high-end spot.

What do you think?

Last week’s results:
The New Fantastic Four cast:
Hoss: 60%
Toss: 40%

Lock of the Week: Wemby Overs Galore

-Victor Wembanyama O 23.5 Points
-Victor Wembanyama O 10.5 Rebounds
-Victor Wembanyama O 3.5 Assists
-Victor Wembanyama O 1.5 Steals
-Victor Wembanyama O 2.5 Blocks

Please bet responsibly.

Last Parlay: 
Eastern Conference ML ✅ 
Jayson Tatum O 5.5 rebounds ❌ (3)
Jayson Tatum O 4.5 3pt made ❌ (4)

Random Athlete Generator: Jay Ajayi

Jersey of the Week: Sacramento Kings split-colorway throwback

DAWG of the Week: Matt Rempe

Watch of the Week: Love Is Blind

Genre: Reality
Where to Watch: Netflix

The guiltiest of guilty pleasure watches, this show sees (no pun intended) couples choose each other through a divider, basing choices on conversation alone. Once they choose their partner, the curtain comes up, reality sets in, and they begin their new life together. It’s as glorious a mess as it sounds.

Song of the Week: Cold Feet by Loud Luxury (2020)

What 2 Watch 4:

-4 Beatles biopic films aka the Beatles Cinematic Universe
-A potential American Psycho remake (cast Glenn Howerton or shut it down)
-A Blue Mountain State sequel featuring members of the original cast
-A Chad Powers series based on an Eli Manning bit starring Glenn Powell
-Anthony Edwards trying to manifest a high school musical reboot starring himself as Troy Bolton

Wellness Tip of the Week: The ideal cold plunge temperature

Wisdom of the Week:

Sunday Motivation: Put one foot in front of the other

Fan Question of the Week: What country do you most want to visit?

Italy is the real answer but since I’m going there this Summer, I figured I’d get a little more wonky with it, so:

Dubai. 

Clean. Safe. Wealthy. Most models per capita. Dubai is the physical embodiment of human exceptionalism as far as I can tell. It’s a real life GTA lobby and one day I hope to achieve the level of success required to partake in the shenanigans.

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