Unreal Weekly Roundup Mar 25: Short Kings, Big Hosses, and Everything in Between

Win of the Week: Domino’s goes 50% off on all pizza for the whole week

Loss of the Week: All of our March Madness brackets are busted

Best Week: Short King’s get their very own drink named after them

Worst Week: Ultra Music Festival partygoers get rained out Friday night / Saturday Day

Man of the Week: Tracy Morgan defeats science, claims that he “out-ate” Ozempic and gained 40 pounds

Woman of the Week: Kate Middleton takes cancer diagnosis with grace and class amidst online bullying

Clown of the Week: The MLB kicks off the season opener at 6am on a Wednesday via game in Seul

Date Spot of the Week: Gaonurri (Nomad)

“Gaonnuri is an upscale Korean BBQ restaurant located in Koreatown on the 39th floor with views just as exceptional as the food. This stylish restaurant offers panoramic views of the entire city in a stylish and sleek environment. The chef cooked Japanese food at Nobu 57, French food at the Modern, and is well-known for his nimble craft. The menu features a fluffy and delicious seafood-scallion pancake as a starter to prepare for you decadent slabs of pork belly alongside kimchi. The beef tartare is another great way to prepare you for your carnivorous feast ahead. The tasting course menu is generally the best way to go as you'll be able to enjoy a few starters, A5 wagyu with sea urchin, dry aged ribeye, spicy pork bibimbap, and dessert. This is a great spot to go for a special occasion on a date but also a unique and fun atmosphere for a work outing too.” - The Yellow King

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DAWG of the Week: Jack Gohlke

Random Athlete Generator: Sean Kilpatrick

Jersey of the Week: Washington Capital’s Cherry Blossom Jersey

Hoss or Toss: Doing research before filling out your March Madness Bracket

Hoss: You may not be clairvoyant but something is better than nothing. Makes it way more rewarding when you do pick accurately.

Toss: It’s called madness for a reason; games are oftentimes completely unpredictable and even so-called experts have trouble. Save yourself a few hours and pick the team with the best mascot.

What do you think?

Last week’s results:
NIL deals for college athletes:
Hoss: 0%
Toss: 100%

Watch of the Week: Burn After Reading (2008)

Genre: Crime/Comedy
Where to Watch: Prime

In vintage Coen Brothers fashion, this film barely has a plot, but it doesn’t need one; it’s funny, unique, and home to one of my favorite movie conversations of all time.

Song of the Week: The Dolphins by Fred Neil (1966)

Wisdom of the Week: “A mistake repeated more than once is a decision. A mistake repeated more than twice is a habit. A mistake repeated more than three times is character.” - jhsmd

Sunday Motivation: Good vs Great players

Credit: The Yellow King

Fan Question of the Week: How many kids do you want to have and what have you thought about being a dad?

WOW, swinging for the fences on this one…

This is the only time I would like to address this for the next 10 years:

2 kids, unless no boys, in which case keep trying until I have a boy (we’ll call it quits after let’s call it 10)

That said, I do not think about being a dad ever at this stage in my life, have too much work to do before then.

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