Unreal Weekly Roundup May 6: hiii, Sumo Wrestlers, and $500K Fraternity Parties

Win of the Week: Men no longer required to come up with something to say to the “hiii” opener as Bumble no longer makes women send the first message

Loss of the Week: Second Boeing Whistleblower is found dead raising concerns over safety and free speech

Best Week: Rap fans treated to slew of new tracks as Drake and Kendrick go to war

Worst Week: Bank of America are organizing a strike to ONLY work 100 hours a week

Man of the Week: Tony Hinchcliffe pulls 0 punches at Tom Brady roast, offends entire world in under 2 minutes

Clown of the Week: Shadeur Sanders doubles down after father’s locker room called into question

Feel Good Moment of the Week: The UNC fraternity brothers that defended our flag and raise over $500K(!!!) for a rager via this GoFundMe

DAWG of the Week: Micah Parsons takes on professional sumo wrestler 1 on 1

Date Spot of the Week: The Odeon (Tribeca)

“Nestled in the heart of Tribeca, the Odeon stands as a captivating journey through time and flavor. The restaurant's décor, with its warm lighting, plush booths, and eclectic artwork creates an atmosphere that effortlessly balances sophistication with a laid back downtown vibe. The Odeon is set apart by its diverse menu offering up American and French classics including french onion soup, frisée salad, and steak frites. For those seeking an authentic slice of Manhattan's culinary offering, be sure to make a visit to the Odeon for brunch, lunch, or dinner, with friends, family or a date.” - The Yellow King

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Jersey of the Week: Tampa Bay Rays City Connect

Watch of the Week: Hustle (2022)

Key Players:
Adam Sandler
Juancho Hernangomez
Anthony Edwards

In honor of NBA playoffs, featuring one of the most unique sports movies out there, in that it takes place in the context of the real NBA, with real NBA players playing themselves. The whole thing plays out like a giant NBA 2K cut scene and will you leave you like the below image as your favorite random NBA players litter the runtime with cameo after cameo. Anthony Edwards also absolutely crushes it as the film’s villain.

Song of the Week: In the Still of the Night by The 5 Satins (1956)

Wisdom of the Week:

Monday Motivation: Nothing changes if nothing changes

Fan Question of the Week: If you had to have to pick one restaurant to be located in your house, what would it be?

Truthfully its not even close. Pura Vida features a diverse menu that covers breakfast through dinner, and is my favorite genre of food: healthy food that tastes like it should be unhealthy but isn’t.

I used to order Pura Vida on Uber Eats, 2 meals at a time, and bang out lunch and dinner in one swoop, oftentimes the same exact meal. They have great portions, fast service, and most importantly, would get me shredded over time. This is a no brainer.

Hoss or Toss: Facetime screenshots of engagements on Instagram

Hoss: This is people’s special moment; it is absolute “Grinch who stole Christmas” behavior to judge how they choose to share the news / react to it. Also helps you stay in the know of people’s lives.

Toss: Alright, how many times can we see the same exact photo? It’s become so commonplace that you have to wonder if they even want to speak to the person they’re FT’ing after the question is popped or if they just want the screenshot to be posted on Instagram…

What do you think?

Last week’s results:
Goodell’s Ideal Season
Hoss: 33%
Toss: 66%

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Leaderboard:

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and a Random Athelte for the road: Doug Baldwin

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