Win of the Week: SNL continues its heater as Sydney Sweeney hosts

Loss of the Week: Tom Brady reports infidelity by Gisele during their marriage with her Jiu Jitsu trainer proving that no man is safe

Best Week: Jacksonville Jaguars solve rat problem, climb from 28th to 5th in sanitation rankings

Worst Week: Meek Mill accused of having sex with P Diddy in court documents and totals vehicle, overshadowing his album release

Man of the Week: After nearly being bullied to suicide post-Phantom Menace, Ahmed Best reveals he is working on a new Star Wars project

Woman of the Week: Drea de Matteo reveals she paid off her entire mortgage 5min after creating an OnlyFans, slams cancel culture

They/Them of the Week: “The Unknown” from the now infamous Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow

Clown of the Week: Wendy’s announces surge pricing on their food during lunch hours

Feel Good Moment of the Week: Elizabeth Francis turns 114 years old, becomes the oldest living woman in America

Date Spot of the Week: Konban (West Village)

Cuisine: Japanese
Dishes of Note:  Pork Katsu, Beef Udon 
Good for Date #: 1-2
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DAWG of the Week: Jalen Green channels his inner Kobe

Random Athlete Generator: Omar Asik

Jersey of the Week: Houston Astros throwback

Stat(s) of the Week:

-Iowa vs Ohio State game breaks record for most expensive ticket in women’s college basketball history ($491)

Graphic of the Week:

Watch of the Week: Shogun

Key Players:
-Justin Marks: Jungle Book (writer), Top Gun: Maverick (story only)
-Hiroyuki Sanada: John Wick: Chapter 4, The Last Samurai, Bullet Train
-Anna Sawai: Monarch: Legacy of Monsters
-Tadanobu Asano: Mortal Combat

Genre: Historical Drama

Where to Watch: Hulu, FX

The word on the street is that Shogun is reminiscent of the Golden Age of television complete with well fleshed out characters and a story that unravels at a reasonable pace. Director Jonathan van Tulleken calls it closer to a Succession than a Game of Thrones; Ravens12 calls it “The Last Samurai but more hardcore”.

Song of the Week: Crying on the Dancefloor by Sam Feld, Jonas Blue, Endless Summer, Violet Days (2023)

What 2 Watch 4:

-Naked Gun spinoff starring Liam Neeson (if you’ve seen him in Ted 2 you’d know that he will absolutely knock this out of the park)
-Beef season 2, starring Jake Gyllenhall
-A Shane Gillis self-funded 6 episode Netflix series
-Kevin Costner 4 part Western epic 
-Spaceman starring Adam Sandler

Hoss or Toss: The Nicole Kidman AMC ads

Hoss: These things get you in the ZONE. Perfect way to get amped for whatever movie you’re about to watch, and it’s actually pretty well said.

Toss: They’re a little bit much, just start the damn movie.

Last week’s results:
Ticketed Pool Parties
Hoss: 15%
Toss: 85%

Jeeeeez tell us how you really feel….

Wellness Tip of the Week: Get your Vitamin D

Wisdom of the Week: Use presence to overcome procrastination

Sunday Motivation: Robert Frost tells us to seize the day because time will soon slip away (that was an accidental rhyme but kind of POETIC [okay I’m done])

Read of the Week: 9 Secrets to First Dates for Men in Their 20’s That the Mainstream Media Does Not Want You To Know

Hoss of the Week: Nicky Wildish

Q: What would your MLB walk up song be?

Everytime We Touch by Cascada

Nicky: For years I’ve believed this song is severely underrated and lends itself to an absolutely electric atmosphere when played loudly in bars & clubs. Not only would this be my MLB walk up song, but also my go-to karaoke song. All around, a fantastic banger. Next time you have AUX, throw this on.

Fan Question of the Week: In a world where you have a private chef, what would your perfect day of eating look like?

I love food so much man. It’s a miracle that I’m not 300 pounds. For whichever person is unfortunate enough to land the position as my personal chef given the barrage of 3am requests that are bound to come in, here’s what would be one the menu:

The Prix Fixe Menu

Breakfast:
Croissant and Pain au Chocolat
Crab Cake Benedict

Lunch:
Air-Fried Chicken Sandwich

Dinner:
Appetizer: Sushi
Entre: Squid Ink Linguine with Lobster

Desert:
Cookies and Cream Ice Cream with Peanut Butter and Banana

Late Night:
Pineapple Pizza
Crispy Chicken Sandwich with honey mustard, not air-fried

The Mav Cam:

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